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It's Teresa Ortega's birthday phone call.
Part 1:
She's feeling older. She's entered into the "time of life".
Teresa's laments about menopause:
- She's gotten it earlier than when she thought it would happen.
- Menstruation - It's more convenient, but not cured.
- Visiting witch doctors for cures.
- She started menstruation at 10 years of age. Her girlfriend got started
- Hysterectomies and her uterus is ours.
- Very tired...
- The reproductive system is breaking down like a camp site.
Part 2:
Menopause is different for the lesbians.
Get those bits out of there
It feels unfair to go through all of the bleeding if you're not going to have kids.
Lesbians had children in different ways in the past.
The Family Unit is a source of evil in the world.
Sarah Palin is evidence of how far women have come.
Annoyed how people speak about Palin in the media.
Pet peeve about how the media make Palin out to be sexy.
Betty White + Obama
As long as they can read.
Parts 3:
Teresa's charitable thoughts about children.
She's did not come out as a lesbian so that she could go on a cruise with lesbians and their children.
Child hater.
Incidental music.
Peggy Lee - "I Enjoy Being a Girl"
Outro:
I've been busy, busy, busy...just like you.
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