Wed, 20 May 2009 Listen here [31.20] Listener discretion advised (no offense) A Giant-Sized, double-issue bored beyond belief! Teresa joins me to wish me warm birthday wishes - I have now reached the big 5-0. She offers me some useless advice about becoming a "senior" Here menopause now that she's on birth control pills ("ping-ping") and the regrets of never having an abortion. Teresa fulminates about the word "senior". Teresa insists that the phrase "mature adults" is an oxymoron. Joe G. is a "golden girl" in his "golden years". What's new with California besides Miss California. Can you say "insolvency"? I miss trash piling up in the streets - then I blabber & reminisce about how I miss the 1960's/1970's. Teresa asks if my teens were the "best years of [my] life". Digital TV and re-seeing the wonders of blaxploitation movies! The wonderful Pam Grier! What was it like growing up in the 1970's? Remember trash pick-up strikes? What was the #1 song was on the day of your birth? What plans might I have for my 50th birthday? Groaning about all of my health issues - I'm a senior now, after all. Would you want to be awake for surgery? I would, but my health insurance won't pay for the less invasive procedure! The young try to be respectful to seniors like me... Incidental music: EXTRA DOUBLE ISSUE BONUS! - the wise words of "Miss California" (thanks to Lisa Nova) ![]() Comments[0] |

